It’s just an honor to be nominated, but if you lose, you’re still golden.  Those fallen stars may not be holding an Oscar, but they’re cashing in BIG.  “Distinctive Assets” found Lash Fary says this year’s Oscar Swag Bag hit a record price tag!  Big ticket items such as a $55-thousand trip to Israel and a $54-thousand  walking tour of

the star’s everyone’s most coveted gift bag.  The 2016 Oscar Swag Bag include jewelry, plastic surgery, weight loss products and lots of alcohol to wash away the pain of losing an Oscar.  The gift bags have already been delivered to the nominees doorstep to rip apart when the red carpet is rolled up until next year.

–Kris Dugan